I Coffee

Wife Coffee

Best gift for the wife who needs coffee before words.

The idea — Wife: do not speak before the first cup.

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Art note: Bold flat cartoon vector, thick black outlines, near-black background, brand-yellow accents, halftone grain, screen-print merch style, centered with room for top and bottom block lettering. Top text "I COFFEE", center: Wife: do not speak before the first cup, bottom text "FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE".

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